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| Go on tour with the one and only hardcore midget wrestling company "The Half Pint Brawlers". Puppet The Psycho Dwarf, Little Justice The Midget Prosecutor , Madd Mexx The Immigration Sensation, and Little Kato. There is nothing that these pint sized powerhouses won't do to defend their titles, including: staple gun death matches, thumbtack matches, broken bottles and much, much more! Plus, uncensored, behind the scenes footage with hot nude groupie chicks; watch them bare all for these psycho midget mad men! Includes drunken midget outtakes, naked midget hitchhiking, midgets in dryers, and much, much more! This 60 minute shockumentary is packed with Real Hardcore Bloody Midget Brawls and the hot girls that just can’t get enough of them. Size matters!
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Looking for a new source of sick entertainment Half
Pint Brawlers are a group who has been touring the country
while kicking each other’s asses since 1999. The
Rok’um Sok’um Tour has been featured on loads
of television shows like MTV’s Real World, The Best
Damn Sports Show, Hd Net, Fox And Friends, Thunderbox,
W.W.A and T.N.A wrestling Pay Per Views. They’ve
also been featured in countless movies and publications
including Rolling Stone, FHM, Maxim, Sports Illustrated.
Even the hard core stars love them. They’ve performed
at concerts with Kid Rock, Uncle Kracker, Sevendust ,
X-Fest and more.
Their midget mayhem is pure, unabashed, completely unPC
entertainment. They offer drunk midget limbo, midget lap
dances for the ladies, comedy, drinking games and of course
an all out midget brawl. There is nothing these pint size
powerhouses won’t do to defend their titles MATCHES
INCLUDE STAPLE GUNS,THUMB TACKS,BROKEN BOTTLES,TRASH CANS,
MIDGETS TAKE IT OUT OF THE RING AND JUMP OFF THE BARS!!
..MIDGETS BLEED WHAT LITTLE BLOOD THEY HAVE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT!!
The madness is hosted by 4’4”, 150 lb midget
comedian “Puppet the Psycho Dwarf”, who has
appeared in several movies, videos such as: big brother
volume 2, The Best Dam Sports Show, HD Net, wrestling
pay per views and television. Puppet’s a self-proclaimed
ladies’ man, which he attributes to the fact that,
“My ding-a-ling-schling is on my torso. My inseam
is only 13 inches. So when I get excited it’s like
I’m pole-vaulting down the street.” |
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